November 30, 2012

November 23, 2012

November 22, 2012

It All Makes Sense Now

One of the wedding presents I got from my family was a giant scrapbook of pictures and sundry related Andrew-alia. It included this, my first ever piece of fiction, reproduced here in full:
Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived with her mother who was a widow. They were so poor that one day they found they had nothing left to eat.

The end.
Just to remind everyone, my first novel will be published in January 2014. It is heavily self-plagiarised.

November 16, 2012

November 09, 2012

November 02, 2012

Conversations With Greatness CDIII

N.B. I wrote this a week ahead of time, because I'm getting married tomorrow. So if Sandy actually petered out and did no major damage anywhere, I apologise for the anachronism but THANK FUCK.