Doesn't Anyone Know How To Use A Dictionary Anymore?

From Lemondrop.com: 35 Truisms That Couldn't be Truer

Never mind the triteness of these observations that "just hit the mark" ("What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?"), none of them are $#^^!!! truisms!

Note to internet: a truism ≠ a truth. Grow a brain.