May 16, 2009

For the Love of God, Don't Hit the Ejector Seat!

From AOL News: Pilot Sky Sex
LOS ANGELES (May 12)- A helicopter pilot who was videotaped receiving oral sex from a woman as he flew her around San Diego acted so recklessly that his license must be revoked, the National Transportation Safety Board said.
Here's a screen grab from the article:

For his sake, I really hope that caption is meant to read:
Video of pilot David Martz, right, receiving oral sex in a helicopter from a woman, not pictured, surfaced on the Internet earlier this year.
The story continues:
The NTSB said . . . [the woman] blocked his access to controls vital to operating the aircraft in an emergency.
Like his brain, presumably, since all his blood was flowing to his penis HEY-OH!
During his appeal before administrative law Judge William R. Mullins last month, Martz, 52, acknowledged he acted foolishly, but said he has become a much more responsible pilot since then.
He added: "Please give me my helicopter back, mister! I'll take real good care of it, I promise! I'll wash it and put fuel in it every day, honest!"

So is this a ROFLCOPTER, technically, or what?

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