November 04, 2008

Election Fever

With the polls just now closing in the first east coast states, Fox News is grabbing the coverage bull by the horns:

'Three Stooges' Headed To Big Screen
Larry, Moe and Curly have gotten the greenlight from MGM Studios, and the Farrelly Brothers, the comedy team behind "There's Something About Mary" and "Dumb and Dumber," are now casting their slapstick dream.
Somehow, I don't think this was what Wolf Blitzer had in mind when he told me I should have my laptop out as I watched his show tonight.

So far, CNN has told me that Obama has had trouble capturing the white evangelical vote, and that Republicans seem to have favoured McCain. I guess I may have to rethink my predictions.

Incidentally, my title tonight is "Election Fever" because I seem to be coming down with the flu. But that's not going to stop me going to bar later on to watch the results because, frankly, whatever happens I think I might need a drink.

So, I'm off to bite my nails, stay hypnotised by Anderson Cooper's silvery hair, and await the inevitable hangover of democracy.

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