September 30, 2008

Jail Time!

From BBC NEWS | Scotland: Scottish crime 'lowest since 80s'

Oh, brave new world!

From BBC News | Scotland: Scots jail numbers at record high

D'oh!

So, apparently the reason Scottish crime is at an all-time low is because all the CRIMINALS are ALREADY in PRISON.

Or, I guess, heh, you might say, tee-hee... They're all loch-ed up.

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