August 12, 2007

Kanye Believe It?

From AOL News: 50 Cent to Quit if Outsold by Kanye West
Both 50 Cent and West have albums due out September 11.
Dear God. It's like 50 Cent's new album is a hijacked plane, and Kanye West's album is another hijacked plane. And I, sobbing into my collection of De La Soul albums, am a skyscraper.

Too much?
"Let's raise the stakes," the 31-year-old rapper [50 Cent] told hip-hop Web site in an interview posted Friday. "If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I'll no longer write music. I'll write music and work with my other artists, but I won't put out anymore solo albums."
You heard it here first, folks. Depending on the events of September 11, Fiddy will no longer write music. He'll still write music, but he won't write music.


Let's be thankful for small miracles, though: at least he didn't release his last album on September 11, as it was titled "Massacre" and that would have been pretty horrific even by the standards of this blog.

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