May 05, 2007

Punch Punch Punch

From Newsvine: Prosecutors Seek Jail Time for Paris Hilton

I smell another sex tape sensation!


From an email forward at work this week:

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"


Again from Newsvine: Affectionate Plane Passenger Convicted
WILMINGTON, N.C. — A California man who prosecutors said got a little too friendly with his girlfriend during a flight was convicted Thursday of interfering with flight attendants and crew members…

Charges against girlfriend Dawn Elizabeth Sewell, who was accused of assisting Persing, were dropped this week.
After a prolonged and insipid kissing session with members of the jury, it was concluded that she was unlikely to have spurred on her boyfriend in any way. (Seriously, WTF? How can you convict the guy of kanoodling if you drop the charges against his girlfriend?)


I'm having a dispiriting evening looking at Boston apartment listings online. But this one made me smile:
$800, 2br - 2 Bedroom Minutes to Boston…

Conveniently located off of Cranston Avenue minutes from the Atwells Avenue exit, Downtown Providence.
So, to be precise, forty-five minutes to Boston...


I did five hours of capoeria training today. I am very sore. Tomorrow I'm doing improv all afternoon; then Monday another three hours of capoeira, Tuesday another few hours of improv, Wednesday another three hours of capoeria, and Thursday I will spend the day barely alive on the plane to Boston...

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