I wish I was mature enough not to laugh at The Baldy Center for Law & Social Policy, but when I was casually procrastinating on the web tonight and read about the center's renowned Baldy Fellows I really couldn't help myself.
(a) 75% of current Baldy fellows are, in fact, lusciously hirsute ladies.
(b) Baldy Center namesake Christopher Baldy looks like THIS.
Like, seriously. People probably saw him on the way to court and yelled, "Hey, Baldy, how's it going?"
Anyway, go support the Baldy Fellows because they do lots of good, socially conscious research blah blah blah. And they're way better than their counterparts at UC Santa Barbara, the Glabrous Chaps.