August 02, 2012

Where's Colin Farrell When You Need Him?

From The Sun: Man-aconda — the snake that looks like a penis

I love The Sun. Boobs on page three, penis snakes on page four. What more do you need from a newspaper?

Also, how's this for an (un?)intentional pun:
Julian Tupan, biologist for the Santo Antonio Energy company which is building the dam, told Brazil’s Estadao website that hardly anything is known about the lungless, limbless amphibians. “The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians."
Yup, they found a penis in the Amazon's box.

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