May 16, 2011

Strauss-KAAAAAAAHHHHHN!

Seen on AOL News:



What is this, eye-for-an-eye justice? You couldn't have said "picked out"?

Also, the head of the IMF sexually assaulting an African hotel maid is definitely not what I thought my economic sociology professors meant when they said the IMF was trying to screw the developing world.

So how awful is this scandal? Well, a former spokesperson for Nicolas Sarkozy described it as a "historical moment, in negative terms, in French politics," which is pretty darn bad coming from a country that was occupied by the Nazi party.

The bad news for Strauss-Kahn is that, as a Frenchman, if he'd only directed a few Oscar-nominated films this totally wouldn't be an issue.

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I'm beginning to think that I should have become a late night show monologue writer.

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