In a stroke of genius this evening, Mallory and Betsy and I decided to watch the Lifetime William & Kate movie. (Betsy's gentleman friend Dan reluctantly joined us.) We spent most of the time coming up with funny euphemisms for William's genitals, e.g.:
His Tower of London
His Big Ben
The Royal We(iner)
His heir to the bone
We also decided that the only thing better than the Lifetime Wills and Kate movie would be a movie about Wills and Kate watching the Wills and Kate movie.