Oh, they'll pay, alright — this is the country where students drink vodka through their eyes.
The body representing Scotland's university principals has said students may have to pay towards the cost of their degrees after they graduate.Oh my God, people with a university education having to help fund universities! How... practical.
Universities Scotland said higher education should be "free at the point of entry and throughout their study".
But graduates earning reasonable salaries should be asked to pay.
Scottish First Minister
The Scottish Tory leader criticised Salmond's prevarication on the issue, saying "he's like some latter-day Nero strumming out 'Gaudeamus igitur' on his fiddle while tongues of flame reach out to our universities."
Blimey. Sounds like someone better get out the chequebook.
Side note: what kind of search algorithm makes a Google image search for "jowls" turn up pictures of jowls, but a Google image search for "MALE jowls" turn up a lot of porn?