June 26, 2010

Live From The Frozen Tundra Of Hell

From AOL News: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Hospitalized
WASHINGTON (June 25) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was admitted to the hospital Friday after experiencing discomfort.
Cheney was dangling jerky above injured puppies, as he usually does on Fridays, when he felt a strange, uncomfortable twinge — feared to be a conscience — in his chest.

When the sight of an Iraq war dossier lying on his bedside table exacerbated the feeling of discomfort, his family braced for the worst.

He remains under observation, and potentially internal moral guidance, at George Washington University hospital.

No comments:

Post a Comment