April 09, 2009

With Apologies to Mariana

Spam is concerned about your DIY projects!
Small tool is for peeing, big tool is for more serious things.
Spam supports petting zoo entrepreneurs!
You might be making millions by showing your beast in the public.
Spam demands jihad!
Sharpen your arms in holy war vs epilepsy seizures.
Spam should move to Vermont!
i look for girls with purses that compliment mine
Spam disses Clooney!
Even famous movie stars would give up everything for a bigger tool.
Spam admires the Mona Lisa a little too much.
Now you can have a real masterpiece inside your pants.
Spam fundamentally misunderstands holiday spirit!
Now you can stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey by giving her more meat.
(Spam arrived in my mailbox in a cavalcade of hilarity on Monday, and I felt the need to share.)

2 comments:

Kirjasvig said...

I once got a poem, which I (being young innocent girl and all) didn't quite understand.

"That's great you've met a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her moistened twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!"

M spaceholder said...

I think I deserve royalties. On the size increase of your penis!

Zing?

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