December 23, 2008

Off-Colour Thought For The Day

This must be a great time of year for teenage masturbators. Every other month, frantic yells of "DON'T COME IN!" from behind closed bedroom doors are a cause for suspicion. But in December, whenever a parent enters their pimply-faced darling's room and is met with a retreat from having just hidden something under the bed, they'll just think: "Aw, Billy must have been wrapping my Christmas present. How sweet!"

Of course, the cat'll be kind of out of the bag when this happens four times in one week and then all there is under the tree is a greetings card with a gift voucher to Marks & Spencer inside. But still.

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