October 10, 2008

Easy, Son

From Popeater: Gang Rape Rap for Austin Powers Actor
Joe Son, who played the shoe-throwing character Random Task (prompting the Mike Myers line "Who throws a shoe?"), was hit with a slew of charges on Oct. 1, including . . . two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulations and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.
Ahem.

...drumroll please...

...deep breath...

...

Oh, BEHAVE!

Thank you very much.

Also, doesn't "sodomy in concert" sound like something that would happen at a Peaches show?

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