March 06, 2008

Once A Pun A Dream

Last night, a joke came to me in a dream:

Q. What do you call it when a king is murdered in Jamaica?
A. Reggae-cide.

This one, too, though I don't think it's as good:

Q. What do you call it when someone is murdered in bed?
A. Mattress-cide

I don't remember what I was dreaming about that murder-related puns kept coming up.

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