February 14, 2007

Typo of the Week

From Newsvine: Zoo Tours Cash In On Hot Monkey Love
Valentine's Day is the time of year when zoos around the nation seek to woo a new adult audience with risque tours that couple champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries and candlelight dining with impressive facts about how animals do the wild thing . . .

Zoos charge about $50 per person for the tours, and crowds are kept deliberately inmate.
"Gosh, I didn't know you felt that way, warden."

Then again, maybe it's not a typo. I'm sure inmates are always looking for creative ways to have sex in captivity. (Indeed, the Lesser-Known West African Soap-Dropping Monkey (cercopithecus showerklutzius) has long fascinated the prison population.)

Internet, be my Valentine!

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