February 07, 2007

Overheard in London

I (and others) went for a liquid lunch at work today, and witnessed the following (highly amusing and politically incorrect) conversation while at the pub. It began when somebody ordered a pint of 'Honey Dew' beer:

A: Did you say Honey Jew?
B: No. But I think that's a cocktail.
A: No, it can't be.
B: Why not?
A: Because, it would upset the Jews.
B: Not necessarily. It might be a cocktail that entices more people to become Jewish.
A: Well, that would upset the Muslims.

Zing!

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