November 03, 2006

Conversations With Greatness CIII



I had a bit too much to drink last night, and this morning I remarked to the bloke who sits next to me at work that I was feeling a bit rough.

"To be honest, mate," he said, "I could tell you were hungover from the moment I walked in."

Oh. Thanks.

"You know, I mean, you have this whiteness about you, and tiredness, especially around your eyes."

Please, don't stop.

"And you have that blotchy, drunken, red, blotchy skin, you know?"

Yeesh, did you have to use the word 'blotchy' twice? That's just cold.

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