August 24, 2006

Someone's Getting Fired...

From the Edinburgh Evening News: Funerals set to go ahead despite fire at crematorium
CREMATORIUM chiefs said funerals would still go ahead today despite part of the building's roof being destroyed by fire . . .

An investigation was under way today into why the fire started and the extent of the damage.
Preliminary findings indicate that the principal cause of the fire was probably a cruelly ironic God.
It is understood that no human remains were in the cremator at the time.
Right, because that would have been a disaster.

I'd write more, but I'm blogging at work (a new low, I think), and if this is anything to go by that's not as innocuous as it sounds anymore.

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